viernes, 28 de mayo de 2010

some jokes

Thanks Marce M.
Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

domingo, 2 de mayo de 2010

great compostion

Thanks , Sofi! (CLEC 1st year 2nd term)

Hello teacher! I give you the composition for your blog.


My name's Sofía and I'm 24. I study "Social Communication" at University and I work in the "Hospital Provincial Rosario".
I have a small family. My sister's name's Josefina. She's 18 and she's a student.
She enjoys watching movies with me at the weekend and I like trying on clothes with her.
Our mother's name's Adriana. She's 50 and she's a teacher. She likes cooking cakes at the weekends. I enjoy listening to cds by "Sabina" with her. We love her because she's a good mother.
I have a boyfriend. His name's Facundo and he's 24. He studies law at University and he works in a call centre. I like making plans with him, for example, going to the cinema, to the bar.. and we love walking in the park with our dog "Latika".
I have a cat too, her name' s Loli. She doesn't like Latika but Lati is in love with her.
They' re very good pets and they' re so funny!

have a nice weekend
see you on monday
Sofía