"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions." (A. Einstein)
sábado, 29 de mayo de 2010
viernes, 28 de mayo de 2010
some jokes
Thanks Marce M.
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
domingo, 2 de mayo de 2010
great compostion
Thanks , Sofi! (CLEC 1st year 2nd term)
Hello teacher! I give you the composition for your blog.
My name's Sofía and I'm 24. I study "Social Communication" at University and I work in the "Hospital Provincial Rosario".
I have a small family. My sister's name's Josefina. She's 18 and she's a student.
She enjoys watching movies with me at the weekend and I like trying on clothes with her.
Our mother's name's Adriana. She's 50 and she's a teacher. She likes cooking cakes at the weekends. I enjoy listening to cds by "Sabina" with her. We love her because she's a good mother.
I have a boyfriend. His name's Facundo and he's 24. He studies law at University and he works in a call centre. I like making plans with him, for example, going to the cinema, to the bar.. and we love walking in the park with our dog "Latika".
I have a cat too, her name' s Loli. She doesn't like Latika but Lati is in love with her.
They' re very good pets and they' re so funny!
have a nice weekend
see you on monday
Sofía
Hello teacher! I give you the composition for your blog.
My name's Sofía and I'm 24. I study "Social Communication" at University and I work in the "Hospital Provincial Rosario".
I have a small family. My sister's name's Josefina. She's 18 and she's a student.
She enjoys watching movies with me at the weekend and I like trying on clothes with her.
Our mother's name's Adriana. She's 50 and she's a teacher. She likes cooking cakes at the weekends. I enjoy listening to cds by "Sabina" with her. We love her because she's a good mother.
I have a boyfriend. His name's Facundo and he's 24. He studies law at University and he works in a call centre. I like making plans with him, for example, going to the cinema, to the bar.. and we love walking in the park with our dog "Latika".
I have a cat too, her name' s Loli. She doesn't like Latika but Lati is in love with her.
They' re very good pets and they' re so funny!
have a nice weekend
see you on monday
Sofía
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